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1.
noun portmanteau

1. very short person who is also a jerk.

2. a group of smurfs who are closely seated next to each other in the form of a circle for the purpose of jerking each other off.

3. someone who is desperate enough to jerk off a smurf for money.
Bro 1: "OH MY FUCKING GOD?! Do they ever raise the height limits on the damn Superman Ride? UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE."
Bro 2: "Dude, don't be such a smurfjerk".

Dud 3: "Yo guess what I just saw: Kelsey and Chelsea making out.. huzzahhh."
Dud 4 (after taking DMT): "I guess that's fine considering I secretly fell in love with a scorpion who convinced the beaver-king of letting me join a secret underground smurfjerk. I can't really describe how I felt during the whole experience."

Ho 5: "That guy was tiny yooo, I had no choice but to give him a 50% discount for a lil' smurfjerk".
by For2 May 18, 2010