Asexual beings that don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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a type of blue elf that inhabited the Ardennes forest in Belgium until the early 90's.
Smurfs lived in extended family groups and all had different character traits like the seven dwarfs.
They released several hit records in the 70's and 80's and starred in their own childrens tv show
However with the advent of the EU smurfs were labelled a threat to crops and wildlife and were designated a class 3 pest by the EU agriculture comitee who had them all squashed with grassrollers in 1992.
by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
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Little blue people from a cartoon series.
Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! Gargamel captured Smurfette!
by louis October 23, 2001
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when you take a rock and slam it down the exhaust hole that is in the top of porta-shitters so that the blue toilet water splashes the unfourtinate occupant in the ass while they are shitting.
man i just smurfed the fuck out of jeff and he's PISESED!!
by imnottellinguwhy January 5, 2011
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Smurf 1: Did you have a good time with smurfette last night?
Smurf 2: right as we got out of the bar she started smurfin me
Smurf 1: get the smurf out! right in the smurf parkin lot?
Smurf 2: smurf yea
Smurf 1: that is freakin smurf
smurf 2 you smurf it
by Sam Wolfand March 29, 2005
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When you take a dump in a port a potty and the blue liquid splashes your butt.
OMG, his cheeks are blue, he has been ‘Smurfed’!
by DeuceDeuceGang June 23, 2018
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