Can also be smurf, smurfed, smurfingly etc. Used instead of names, adjectives, and verbs to make sentences incoherent except to other "Smurf masters".

Language used by smurfs
That cack-head has pissed me off for the last time - That smurf has smurfed me off for the smurf smurf.
Smurfette - "You can smurf my smurf if you smurf"
by Miss Fire April 01, 2004
Top Definition
Gaming term: Entering your regular server under a different name so u can see whats going on without being recognized.

Commonly used by server admins and the like.
l4m3rtw4t: you cock sucking idiot i will spam as much as i like for i am a n00b
l4m3rtw4t: wwwwwwwww0000000wwwwwwwwdddddfkkkkkkk
Player1: Thats not a good idea
l4m3rtw4t: fuck you dick, i own you and will always
{Player1 Signed As ADMIN }
l4m3rtw4t: Shit
by Moggy006 June 14, 2004
The act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis
I SMURFED the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to SMURF you?; What lovely weather for smurfing
by Spyke March 17, 2003
Purchasing small amounts of pseudoephedrine in several stores or by groups of people, with the purpose of using it to make metamphetamine.
They're off to smurf every pharmacy in the main street.
by J T Ripper June 22, 2005
Buying up the maximum allowed quantities of pseudoephedrine-based medicines at one location after another for use in the production of crystal meth.
After drug enforcement officers successfully regulated the sale of ephedrine and pseudoephedrine, many large-scale producers of crystal meth were force into smurfing
by brap November 24, 2008
In forum usage, the act of a person using another login name to try to fool the forum populace that he/she is a different person. Usually occurs when the said person was recently blacklisted under a previous name, and is attempting to cover up or hide his/her new identity.
Boostd20PSI was smurfing the forums under his new alias, AnotherSlowSRT4. He was immediately blacklisted again.
by Rydiak September 20, 2004
Dividing a large amount of money into smaller sums to make money laundering easier.
(No joke man, I´ve been in the banking business for two years.)
The 1.500.000 Bucks of drug money were smurfed into batches of $50.000 each and declared as an automobile dealer´s cash flow.
by Alex the Bankster March 24, 2004
the act of hitting anothers face with your penis
i wanna smurf you
ok darling
by genghis khan March 17, 2003

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