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Smurffed Adoptee 

A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.

There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!
"I'm feeling sad and blue," said the smurffed adoptee after newly informed of his non-being status.
Smurffed Adoptee by gravy111 November 14, 2010
Blue alien cum, that’s sticks to you like a money bag explosion from a bank
Garret smurffed the entire graduating class

Smirkified

When someone smirks at you, and you feel it.
Oof, I’ve been Smirkified.”
Smirkified by Fyr211 February 10, 2021

smurtified

a girl named destiny who is extremely cool and great at games
that girl named smurtified on xbox is so cute
smurtified by smurtified June 7, 2021
the act of sexual congress between two smurfs
Took her in the parking lot. She smurffed me
smurffed by Speedy November 1, 2003
to be in a state of immense intoxication due to the introduction of toxins to the body.
10 pints of wifebeater and I'm completly smurffed
smurffed by the one that got away November 4, 2003