Smurflicker
Ugh, did you see those MAGAts holding up Blue Lives Matter signs? I really hate those fucking Smurflickers!
Smurflicker by Tommy Del Riot August 26, 2020
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smurfuckintastic
A sarcastic phrase used to describe how you feel, usually used by people who wear blue coveralls to work, and especially if they also wear a white hard hat, and are hot and miserable.
Imagine Olin walking around a hot, smelly factory, sweltering in the heat, since in addition to it being 95 F and humid in the plant, he's also wearing a white hard hat and blue coveralls.
- Olin. what's up dude, how are you?
- I'm smurfuckintastic!
- Olin. what's up dude, how are you?
- I'm smurfuckintastic!
smurfuckintastic by Think Amaar November 14, 2011
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Smurfdick
When you’ve been drinking blue food colouring laced alcoholic beverages all night, and you suck your boyfriends cock short thereafter and he wakes up in the morning with a blue peen.
I sucked my mans cock last night after my food colouring laced beverage ... he woke up with a big ol’ smurfdick !
Smurfdick by StickyNicky87 February 17, 2018
smurf-cock
I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!
That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!
She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!
That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!
She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!
smurf-cock by RotNWang December 1, 2003
smurfdick
When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
smurfdick by Detective O'Gurkis May 22, 2006
smurfdick
When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
smurfdick by Detective O'Gurkis May 25, 2006