Stuffable 

Adjective: A person that is attractive enough to be fucked.

1st guy: "How were the girls last night?"
2nd guy : "Bah...stuffable"

Stuffable by QuebecSlang October 27, 2012

Smurfhole

Dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a Port-a-Potty while someone else is taking a dump. The splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. Popular as a practical joke in the military, where Port-a-Potties abound.

Hey, Jim has been in the shitter for a long time, let's get a big ass rock and smurfhole that motherfucker!

Smurfhole by skinny79 August 9, 2010

smuggable 

A moment that allows someone to be smug, a 'smuggable' moment.

That was not smuggable.

smuggable by SteveAndJo April 25, 2017

smurfle 

to stick one's head in a large mammal's vagina (e.g. elephant, rhinoceros, or hippopotamus)

Cory sued Eric for smurfling his pet elephant, Stampy.

smurfle by The Smurfler August 1, 2004

smirkable 

Not quite worthy of laughter; able to be smirked at.

Napolean Dynamite was not funny at all. It wasn't even smirkable, in fact. Somehow it still became a cult film. Wtf?...

smirkable by ash1337 November 19, 2006

smurfberries 

This is another word for triple c, since they are red, have a sweet taste, and if you take enough of them then you start tripping like a smurf. The safe dosage is usually 6, though I've taken up to 8 without any trouble. Wouldn't suggest going over this though. Besides DXM, the other chemical in these is really dangerous, and can make for a very nasty & painful overdose.

Me and my friend were popping some smurfberries earlier.

smurfberries by Aaron September 18, 2004

smushable 

Kissable, adorable, soft, lovely. See 'William Beckett' for the perfect human definition.

Person 1: He has such cute cheeks!
Person 2: They're perfectly smushable

smushable by Charlie the Unicornnnnn October 30, 2007