1)v-to smurf; to perform sex;to fuck
2)n-a small blue entity whos race consists of 137,947.85 men and 1 woman
1) Dude, you got lucky last night? That is freakin Smurf.
2) Dude, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me
by Karl Bohn April 07, 2004
Those little blue dudes that live in toadstools and beat up this randy old guy, even after he gave them one of his bitches to keep!
If I was to choke the shit out of a smurf, what colour would it turn?
by <*}}}}>< November 10, 2003
Slang name for a policeman, especially an incompetent cop. Such as a state trooper.
That goddamn smurf gave me a ticket for going 56 on a 55 mile per hour zone when he obviously noticed that SUV driver passing some cars without using a turn signal.
by angry June 17, 2003
any little minded person in a blue uniform... lika cop. ..
yeah, 'tis been a fine party... until da smurfs showed up... playing friggin razzia-mazzia and so...
by Lisa June 16, 2003
The act of dying ones pubic hair blue and then bragging about it.
Also see map o' Tassie
Yo! I got me a smurf man!
by louis October 22, 2001
An angry midget that fishes you in the face for no reason (look at fish)
that guy that fished me is a propa smurf
by george n ginga September 11, 2007
someone easy to make fun of, likes ugly women, ballz havnt dropped hence the high piched voice and the unabilaty to get laid. starts shit then gets someone else to handle his business. usually seen driving ford tauruses with fat ugly bitches riding shotgun and bumpin' akon with a shitty system. drops his life for a bitch that gives it up the ass cause her dick is bigger than his.

now who u got nigga??????

dont relay on for fights cause people 20 minutes away who dont know u get there faster to help.

nobody bitch.
smurf:ill kick ur ass
smurf:*shuts up and takes the hummiliation like a horrible prison rape scene*
by ur old crew u fagget.... December 29, 2005
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