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92.
Crushing bars(barbiturates) and sprinkling on marijauan and then smoking it
I just smoked a Smurf and that shit fucked me up!!!
by BigMike25 July 14, 2008
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93.
A tiny blue pill, a percocet of the 30mg variety
I popped a few smurfs last night and I was eff'd up!!
by Bobby Abs April 07, 2008
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94.
smurf- smurf means what ever you want it to. most of the time its said to bleep out a bad word like in the example
you're a smurf you son of a smurf! go to smurfville you smurfin smurfer!
by Robby Cnawsome August 17, 2007
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95.
some 1 who has smoked to much weed and changes colour, mostly a greeny blue. Then they throw up!!!
Hey matty u fuckin smurfed all over me u fuckin dick weed!!!
by needy nob October 17, 2006
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96.
PRONOUN: A bitter, thieving,
self-absorbed, backstabbing, tantrum-prone, spastic jackass.
The SMURF has the combined (worst) character traits of Nelson Muntz Simpsons, Eddie HaskleBeaver,
Arnold HorshakWelcome Back,
Lex LuthorS.M., &
Nellie OlsonLittle House.
by ynot August 05, 2006
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97.
a word that can replace verbs in sentences.
I saw u and smurfette leave the bar last night!
Yeah, as soon as we left the parking lot, she started smurfin me.
NO SMUFIN WAY!!!
smurf ya
smurf
by iainttellinumyname December 10, 2003
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98.
smurf sex: fucking until you're blue in the face.
by eggplant July 25, 2003
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