someone easy to make fun of, likes ugly women, ballz havnt dropped hence the high piched voice and the unabilaty to get laid. starts shit then gets someone else to handle his business. usually seen driving ford tauruses with fat ugly bitches riding shotgun and bumpin' akon with a shitty system. drops his life for a bitch that gives it up the ass cause her dick is bigger than his.

now who u got nigga??????

dont relay on for fights cause people 20 minutes away who dont know u get there faster to help.

nobody bitch.
smurf:ill kick ur ass
mark:SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA A SMURF
smurf:*shuts up and takes the hummiliation like a horrible prison rape scene*
by ur old crew u fagget.... December 29, 2005
Top Definition
A (usually) experienced gamer posing as a newbie under an alternate name.
I think I'm going to smurf and rape some n00bs.
by ViS May 14, 2003
A TV show featuring 100 little blue communists, two of which are female. Smurfs are led by a dictator and sometimes by Trotsky, when the dictator's off smurfing the town bitch. Always use "smurf" in place of any word possible.
"I smurfed that li'l smurf down by that creek."
"Holy smorf!"
"I got my li'l smurf stuck in his smurfhole. It smurfed. There was smurf everywhere."
"You smurfed HIM?"
"uh..."
"YOU BIG MOTHASMURFIN SONAVASMURF! I'M GONNA SMURF YOU!!"
bang!
"Oh my smurf! He smurfed Smurffy!
by Amber Almighty June 04, 2004
Can take the place of any number of verbs.
I smurfed the smurfing smurf in her smurf hole!
by Weirdboyscott January 06, 2003
To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis.
Jerimiah: On look Bethshoz is sleeping, won't it be funny if i smurf him.
by stefan the boy wonder March 02, 2004
In online gaming, a smurf is an experienced player who uses a new account to deceive other players into thinking he's a noob (newbie). The purpose is usually to play against less skilled opponents who will under-estimate the 'smurf'. The expected result is that the smurf will pwn (dominate) his opponents and humiliate them further as they have been now beaten by an apparent noob.
Haha I played company of heroes last night against two level 6 players. I totally smurfed them with my level 1 account. Poor noobs wanted an easy game.
by tastelikecrab February 07, 2009
Asexual beings that don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.
by Anonymous April 05, 2003
A person hired by a Meth cook to purchase psuedoephedrine for them at a local pharmacy.
James: Hello, I would like the your Equate cold formula 90 count please.

Pharmacist: You went over your three box limit 2 weeks ago, get out of my store you stupid smurf.
by That Guy81 November 14, 2011
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×