A Hilarious Substitute for a curse word
Smurf 1: Did you have a good time with smurfette last night?
Smurf 2: right as we got out of the bar she started smurfin me
Smurf 1: get the smurf out! right in the smurf parkin lot?
Smurf 2: smurf yea
Smurf 1: that is freakin smurf
smurf 2 you smurf it
by Sam Wolfand March 28, 2005
1)A blue humanoid that lives in a mushroom; There are 100 Smurfs in the Smurf village, 3 in which are female (Smurfette, Sassette, and Nanny Smurf); These poor dudes are always chased down by Gargamel and Azrael.

2) what people are doing in the definitions above
1) Vanity Smurf is the gay Smurf!

2) You mofos quit smurfing about Smurfs being sex-related terms or drugs!
by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 21, 2004
A term given to dumb players in the Battlefield series. They sit around and do nothing while your squad does everything. Usually snipers on an attacking rush map, how are you going to get the objective by sitting back.
trammellk: Look at that dumbass smurf sitting in our spawn

WWADDICT: How the hell we supposed to win with players like that.

SublimeSouth: We should kill all the fucking smurfs!
by trammellk July 21, 2011
another word for weed.
Guy 1: Dude, what have you been doing?
Guy 2:Oh, i was out back choking a smurf.
by the charlie January 14, 2009
A little blue pill of xanax, usually of the 2mg variety.
I downed a few smurfs and had a few beers, now I'm f'd up!
by Stinar28 January 26, 2008
A "Smurf" a person or group of people ranging in age from a baby, toddler, child, teenager to adolescent, or simply under Parental control.
The word "Smurf" is taken from the comic and TV "The Smurfs" who's many different characters mimic the behavior of today's young adults. The reason behind the Word is that all young adults will cause adults to swear in frustration, to use blue language and because of this "Smurf" if the perfect word to describe all young adults.
See Wiki reference for list of characters and further details at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs
Your Smurf is adorable.
The Smurf's have been well behaved all day.
The Smurf's are outside playing in the garden.
She is your Smurf honey, can't you tell her she was wrong.
The Smurf has been a complete arse and refused to go to school.
The <censored> Smurf dropped my laptop!
by frag.happy July 22, 2013
The word Smurf is used in Gaming Scene. The Word Smurf is taken from “The Smurfs” (original: Les Schtroumpfs). The connection for using it in the gaming context, is the defining characteristic of a Smurf. He is very little! Transferred to gaming, it describes the fact, that a experienced person is starting a game again from the scratch to level up just for fun. He will not put much effort in it but will slowly become a maximal level Character. In different gaming communities, there are different words for the same procedure. For example in the WOW community Twink got the same meaning as smurf.
I play with my Smurf, because i dont want to play with my main.
by Smork March 30, 2012
To cause another person to have an orgasm so hard that they turn blue during the orgasm process.
I went down on that chick so long she smurfed. For a second I thought I killed the bitch!
by afallenmind January 09, 2012

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