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Smurf cum, is the cum of smurfs. It's a rainbow full of colors from crimson to violet. It tastes like skittles and leaves a wonderful smell behind.
Boy 1: "I heard Laura blew a smurf."
Boy 2: "So thats why her hair looks like a rainbow threw up on her head."
Girl 1: "She told me smurf cum tastes like skittles."
by smurfness.love August 06, 2014
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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