Smoking pot on your lunch break....SMoke lUNCH, get it?
This is the "meal" between smeakfast & sminner
I went home for a smunch and came back to work really relaxed and ready to......wait, what was i saying?
Saturday morning brunch, generally taken around 10:30am at an excellent local dining establishment.
I got pretty hammered at the club on Friday, but smunch totally cured my hangover!
(n.) Smunch: a form of punishment from consisting of placing a sandwich to someones ear and punching them as hard as possible.
(v.) To Smunch: The act of smunching.
1. Smunch is a punishment associated with Rubs Law
James "Graham was being a doushe in class so Jake went to Smunch him!"
Snacking or eating in a delightful manner
He liked to smunch in his downtime.
Smunching was one of his many hobbies.
She was found at the smunch bar.
To eat vagina, munch the carpet, falatia. Performing oral sex on a vagina.
Carlita wouldn't let me smash last night so I smunched instead.
A cross between "smash" and "crunch" denoting the demolishing of an entity, however is not neccessarily limited to the physical,rather it can also be used post-verbal-crucifixion, adding to the diminishment of he/she/s dignity.
"Man, Fred's parents had a black baby..."
"Their Both white"...."smunched!"
Freds dad = Smunched!
Smunching is what happens when you have a boner and see something so unattractive and disturbing it immediately makes your boner go limp. This is not a gradual softening of the penis, this is going from 12 to 6 instantly. This terrible sight has smunched your boner.
You have a boner, you see your grandma taking a shit, you instantly don't have a boner...you've been smunched.