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plum smugglers 

A pair of Men's shorts so small and tight that it looks like he is smuggling a pair of plums (testicles)
A good example of plum smugglers are old school basketball shorts or Lt. Dangle's shorts on Reno 911.
plum smugglers by Erwin Finklemore November 1, 2007

budgie smugglers 

Australian slang term for men's tight-fitting Speedo-style swimwear. The 'lump in the front' apparently resembles a budgie when it is stuffed down the front of someone's shorts. Ah, those crazy Aussies!!
In discussing his film "Revolver" on BBC's Radio 5Live, Guy Ritchie said that Ray Liotta's 'Mr. Macha' character, who parades around wearing only budgie smugglers for much of the film - was 'an impressive sight'.

grape smugglers

Grape Smugglers are very small speedo trunks which hug the bollocks of the male wearer in a manner which makes it seem that they are "smuggling grapes" between their legs.

Often seen on European, particularly French, males.
wow, that dude is wearing grape smugglers
grape smugglers by Jamie W February 24, 2004

budgie smugglers 

Any item of male bathing costume or underwear that encloses the wearer's genitalia in a manner that resembles the concealment of a budgerigar.
"Mate, I was shitting bricks. I think I need a clean pair of budgie smugglers."

The Prime Minister was relaxing on the beach in his budgie smugglers.

Scrabble Smugness 

noun. A special state of smugness experienced by a Scrabble player who is either winning or has recently had a very high-scoring word on the board.

Unlike normal smugness, Scrabble Smugness is notoriously difficult to hide and even statements such as "I was lucky that time" or "It's just the tiles" will do nothing to reassure the opponent(s) that there is no smugness.

Typically Scrabble Smugness will manifest itself as a peculiar grin, and is accompanied by feelings of superiority and an over-estimation of one's intelligence. In many cases, Scrabble Smugness will induce feelings of Scrabble Rage in the opponent(s).
Player 1: Damn it, you're always winning.

Player 2: (modestly) I was just lucky that time. It's the tiles really...

Player 3: Like fuck it is. And don't pretend to be coy - you have the worst case of Scrabble Smugness ever.
Scrabble Smugness by Pseudocrat November 3, 2009

smugglers 

Windows of a vehicle tinted so dark you can't see anything inside that vehicle.

Refers to a vehicle driven by drug smugglers
You can tell by those smugglers what that ho is up to...
smugglers by Autumn McDaniel September 19, 2007