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noun: a friend/partner in crime (acebooncoon) that is smuggling illegal paraphernalia with you. this could include, but is not limited to: drugs, weapons, illegal aliens themselves, kids for the priest, prostitutes, etc.

a smuggle buddy can also be your stash of illegal paraphernalia. it is pocket-sized or can fit in a backpack/messenger/purse and of course, for more desperate situations and best concealment, an anal cavity.
delivery boy: hey man, can you be my smuggle buddy for this one delivery? i can't fit a whole pound in my pockets.

SM: yeah, but you owe me- you remember what happened last time...


dealer: you brought the half, right?

-naw man, i had chuck my smuggle buddy over the bridge...so the cops wouldn't find it on me.
by Buddha Kalash March 31, 2009

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