Shuffles deck, draws card 

Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social [justice warrior], complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.

Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.

Shuffles deck, draws card by MJM1985 April 4, 2020

Shuffles Gonzalez 

The process of walking and squeezing your ass cheeks firmly together resulting in the shuffling of your feet. This process is orchestrated to prevent the escape of a giant turd or expolsive diairrea.

I totally did the Shuffles Gonzalez all
the way the bathroom! Many Thanks Taco Bell.

Shuffles Gonzalez by street whizard April 8, 2009

Smuffle Muffle Cruffle Truffle.

A Big Delcious, Mighty Juicy Huge in Yo Mouth, Tasty Yummy, Mouth Watering, Jaw Dropping, Eye Popping Booty Sloppin.. . . BOOOTY!

Kim Kardashian Is NOTHING NEAR a Smuffle muffle Cruffle truffle.

Smuffle Muffle Cruffle Truffle. by Big Daddy Smuffle Truffle. November 21, 2011

shuffleshock 

The somewhat disturbing reaction youhave when your iPod is on shuffle and goes from (e.g.) Al Green to The Fall

Woah, just had some shuffleshock, Aretha Franklin straight in to Metalica

shuffleshock by v8gaz May 27, 2009

Smuffler

Silly 12 yearold kid from oregon.

Its the Smuffler

Smuffler by MOW? April 24, 2004

Turd Smuffle

Brown Nosin, having somebody all over you when you dont want them to.

Bitch You startin to Turd Smuffle me, BACK UP AND LET A NIG GET ON WIT HIS BIZ.

Turd Smuffle by Meddi January 20, 2009

smuffled 

One of those words that comes out when you're trying to say another and is a mixture of the two.
It's a mixture of smothered, muffled, and stifled. (there are probably other combo's too)

I felt so smuffled when my parents wouldn't allow me to IM for a week and I didn't know the latest gossip.

smuffled by forget_me_not April 4, 2005