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Smuff is a uni-sex tubular seamless versatile washable garment of extremely soft feel made of 100% breathable sweat-absorbing colorfast microfiber material that can be worn in a variety of ways, providing a high level of comfort, protection, and style during different kinds of outdoor activities, driving, and recreational activities including sports etc.
Hey that smuff looks cool.
by godlyfigure November 25, 2011
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Smut+Fluff=Smuff. The addition of fluffiness to a smutfic. Fanfiction term coined by Frulie. See Fruliesmut and Flanst.
"Wow, they were totally having kinky, tie-grabbing, Kilt-sex on a tea table while doing some laundry and the next thing you know she had them being all lovey-dovey! It was total Smuff!"
by Chrystal Barr June 16, 2004
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the mixed semen and saliva bridge spanning the gap between the upper and lower lips of a person who just performed oral sex
"Can I get a kiss now?"
"Nope, get out of here with that smuff mouth."
by Dash Carl September 24, 2011
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A short word for "shaved muff". Ideal.
Man, last night I went down Becky's pants, and there was nothing but smooth, non-hairy smuff. :)
by Kevin Raymond April 03, 2008
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by Nard April 27, 2004
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V. To hog or take more than your fair share. Usually in reference to smoking marijuana.
That dude is such a smuffer. He hit the blunt four times before passing it.
by Dr. Hugh G. Rekshun May 26, 2014
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Fluffy smegma. Also known as dick cheese.
Bro: "she gagged and ran away?!"
You: "yeah because of my smuff"
by YassKwane February 11, 2017
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