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A prostitute who gives oral pleasure for free. Also a "hoe" or "skank." A smucker prefers giving only head.
That smucker blew me for free.
by Jwiz Jackson October 04, 2007
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to be jealous
"i am completely smuckers--your bling is 3x brigher than mine."
by shanghi January 30, 2004
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A group of fat broads who pass their time by smoking outside of buildings, preferably right in front of the entrance obstructing anyone or anything from getting through. A smucker usually consists of 3 to 4 members. Any group(s) exceeding 4 members is NOT a smucker and can just be considered a larger group or alliance of fat girls.
"Hey dude, did you see that smucker out there?"
"Yeah man, I was 5 minutes late to class because I couldn't walk through that shit."

"Finally, I thought you'd never show up with the pizza."
"Sorry dude, there was a smucker blocking the entrance."

"I wouldn't go out there if I was you."
"Why's that?"
"Theres a smucker."
"Dammit, I hate those fat bitches.."
by icy hot patch November 28, 2011
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Abbreviated form of 'Smart Fucker'. A term (vulgar) used to describe someone who is very smart, intelligent and cunning. Often used as a compliment among friends. Commonly used in college campuses.
“He is such a smucker, he went partying with us the night before his finals and still got an A”.
by Eric VanDervalk June 01, 2003
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"Like OhMyGawd he kissed me right on the smuckers!"
by Katy.xo July 09, 2006
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he put smuckers on his dick and jerk it
by tim walters April 29, 2009
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a cute nickname for a girlfriend/ boyfriend; a kind of grape jelly
i love you smuckers.

I had to buy smuckers jelly today
by Julya Marie September 07, 2009
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