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person a: wtf are u smoing
person b: it's smoking dumbass
smoing by daktour_noob January 8, 2022
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A particularly odorous minge or smelly minge
God that birds got a right sminge on her
Sminge by atomheartpd October 3, 2011
Spontaneous Erection Syndrome: Affecting usually young teenage males 12-15 years old in which they unfold an erection randomly for no apparent reason. Similar to females' "PMSing", this term can refer to the embarrassing occurrence of this event.

Jimmy: "Did you just see Ben get a boner? I think he wants to get it on with Mrs. Patterson!"

Gerald: "Nah bro, he's just SESing."
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SESing by Steven Gerard November 2, 2012
An unpleasant, probably brown, probably smelly, probably sticky object, coating, food or person.

Originates from television series 'Men Behaving Badly' in which writer Simon Nye wanted to introduce a word into the language (as Red Dwarf had done with smeg) but failed miserably.
"It was cooked in a smingey sauce"

"I looked behind the sofa and whatever had fallen down the back had gone all smingey"
smingey by Gav MR May 13, 2005
Smoking weed. Commonly used in the Chicagoland area.
Hey Peter, wanna smy after school?
Naw gee I smying with Ben after school, sorry bruh.
It's gucci.
smying by Smyer May 18, 2014
Any sticky, oily or messy substance.
"Don't touch that, it's covered in sminge"
sminge by John Swain January 5, 2006