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1. smrt
Homer Simpson's spelling of smart
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
2. smrt
Derogitory opposing form of "smart", as if to say stupid. Used on chat or IM where expression of the concept would take many characters.

"Oh really eh, well I guess i'll do that then, you're so smrt"
3. smrt
"Smrt" means "death" in most slavic languages.
"dervis i smrt" is a classic of bosnian literature.
(the death and the dervis by mesha selimovich)
4. smrt
An often used acronym for "suck my right tit"; normally said in desperation, fear, anger or disdain of one's neighbor or pet.
Thanks for pissin on my Manolo Blahnik's again. smrt!
by fucwad Mar 15, 2004 share this add a video