Shoucher 

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.

Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party.... I've heard he is a shoucher

Shoucher by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

smouch 

To pilfer, steal, take without permission.

Appears in Mark Twain's "Huckleberry Finn."

So I'll mosey along now, and smouch a couple of case-knives.

smouch by cathinator, the. November 21, 2004

skouche 

Noun: a substance usually pertaining to alcohol or weed
Verb: the action of drinking or smoking
Skouched: pertains to someone who has become intoxicated to a level of greatness
Skoucher: someone who gets intoxicated with you or someone who is intoxicated on a regular basis

A popular term among college and high school students that relates to weed and alcohol. It is a substitute for the simple terms of drunk or high, but unique enough to separate itself from other common party slang such as keyed or faded. Skouche seperates itself by being able to take many forms such as skouche, skouched, and a skoucher. For example you can't call someone a key, just because they are keyed or smoke a lot, but you can call someone a skoucher if they have drank or smoked, or if they are intoxicated quite often. Skouche best replaces the term crossed, the state of being drunk and high, because skouche can relate to being drunk and high or both.

First coined in Delta Fraternity of WWU

"dude... you are so skouched right now."
"hey bro, want to go skouche."
"how skouched are you right now?"
"oh hey! what's up skoucher!?"
"ay did you grab the skouche bro?"
"i was so skouched last night."
"i'm really tryna get skouched right now!"

skouche by skoucher June 11, 2018

stouchebag 

a stouchebag is as it sounds, a combination of the words stupid and douchebag, used to describe a person of extreme idiocy.

Wow, I've seen some dumbasses in my life, but that stouchebag just takes the cake.

stouchebag by poopoopoo1 October 30, 2007

kitty-smoocher

1. A young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 with long scruffy hair in his/her face, typically wears any type of skater sneaker along with a hoodie sweatshirt, and constantly gets in trouble for participating in brainless activities or causing disturbances (i.e. pulling plants out of the ground and throwing them at moving cars).

2. a young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 that travels in peer groups of 6-10; can be seen riding outside on bikes and skateboards while screaming "you are a kitty smoocher" at passers-by, or at hang-out places like malls, movie theaters or the local A&W.

This term originated in RI, after definition #2 actually started happening to people in the area.

Jay: I was outside yesterday trying to fix my car, and a bunch of kids with scruffy hair on bikes and skateboards rode by screaming unintelligible words, what is that all about?

Me: Oh, it's just the neighborhood kitty-smoochers at it again, just ignore them.

kitty-smoocher by jadex99 January 14, 2011

Scouchebag 

The combination of scumbag and douchebag combined by Tim AKA "Scrow"

Dude max is a scouchebag

Scouchebag by Spam666420 January 21, 2009

Bog-Sloucher 

Someone who stays in a boggy area for far too long.

Sam told on Josh because he was being a bog-sloucher.

Bog-Sloucher by moolegend March 13, 2011