smorgashbord 

A collection of women, arrayed as a buffet meal

Wow. This club is filled with hot chicks. It's a total smorgashbord.

smorgashbord by Flakey July 26, 2007

Smorgasmborg 

A plethora of delicious tasting food, that may cause an orgasm for your mouth like Thanksgiving dinner, or a very well-catered party.

Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.

Friend #1: DUDE! LOOK AT ALL THAT AMAZING FOOD! I'm salivating just LOOKING at it!

Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
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Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.

Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.

Smorgasmborg by Norwegian Merovingian August 13, 2012

shmorgishborg 

The combination of left over dinners put into one dish, made when you have nothing else to eat.

"Mom whats for dinner tonight"

"oh we're just having shmorgishborg"

shmorgishborg by Tomazo March 6, 2010

pussy smorgisbord 

being so overwhelmed with pussy it is like a buffet or a smorgisbord of pussy
when there is a wide selection of pussy that you can dip into without commitment coming in all different flavors textures colour and smells

dis party was a pussy smorgisbord with all them clams up in that piece

pussy smorgisbord by Big Ball Swellington August 15, 2006

smorgasborgasm 

The climax of a food orgy.

Smorgasborgasm was reached by all 8 participants as soon as the roasted pig arrived.

smorgasborgasm by Ed the Almighty February 10, 2004

cock smorgishboard 

Every gay mans dream, a large amount of naked men standing in a line waiting to give and or be pleasherd. very very scary.

Doug got very happy when he saw his friends had set up a cock smorgishboard for his 45th birthday

cock smorgishboard by Redapril1 March 26, 2008

smorgasborg 

A whole lotta shit dude!

It was a veritable smorgasborg of clown pr0n.

"We are the smorgasborg. Resistance is futile cuz there are so many of us we'll kick yer booty into outer space!"

smorgasborg by DeadMan January 20, 2004