smorfing 

Smorfing requires a female corpse that is a day or two old, and a partner. One person tries to put their entire mouth around the vaginal area, but whether he attempts to seal it is his own choice. When he is ready, his partner puts great pressure (usually sudden) on the abdomen, and the other gets a good mouth/faceful of the stagnant fluids that have accumulated in the area.

Me and Hank were totally smorfing this chick, and I had the most foul taste in my mouth you could ever imagine, and that's when the cops burst in.

smorfing by Revchu March 24, 2004

smorfing 

Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ

Function: intransitive verb

To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".

The walls of the cubicle would never be the same after William was smorfing on his break.

smorfing by Human Overth February 21, 2010

Smorfing 

Smorfing is the action of turning into a smurf. The word comes from the words morph and smurf. It can be used to make fun of someone with blue hair.

Kai died has blue hair, he is smorfing.

Smorfing by Popcornflakes March 30, 2022

Smorflaoopla 

When someone or something, reminds you of Smorf. But with a bit of the extacy of the Oopla

SMORFLAOOPLA THAT WAS A CRAZY SHOW!!

Smorflaoopla by Fartsniffer25 October 25, 2023