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cool, slick, without stress with a whole lot of game. Organized to point of envy. Nice like a Lincolns ride.
That brother has a smoove ass shot.

Them rims are smoove as a mu-uh fucker!
by Jay December 02, 2003
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Attempting to act smoothly with hilariously unfortunate results. The antithesis of smooth.
Smoove Guy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
by Lincamania March 12, 2008
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Another word for petting or stroking.
Usually used for something with fur. e.g. cat, dog, etc.
1. "I smooved my cat."

2. "My dog was like 'Smoove me!'"

3. "I enjoy smooving my cat."
by XxLennyKagaxX October 13, 2013
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a "clothes iron". (This came from an actual event)
My old lady was soo mad at me, she bust me upside the head with a "smoove".
by DustinH September 14, 2007
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Used to describe something super cool, extraordinary, an absolute fail, smooth, clumsy, stupid, or exciting. Often used as an exclamation or an adjective/adverb. Sometimes used when it makes absolutely no sense, just to make a point.

Pronounced "smuhv"
Bob! That was so smoove!
What the smoove!
SMOOVE!!!!
by whoopeedoo May 18, 2011
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Verb meaning to court or seduce someone in a methodically planned manner. Original definition implies a lot of game but can also be used ironically.
He smooved his date by singing her love songs.
by Lipglossriposte November 07, 2011
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Y'all thought I was smoove cuz I never got no handy-j
by Ihaveahugepenis November 07, 2016
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