when you inject ice cream into a lover's ass and then proceed to fuck said lover in the ass. After finishing, have them squeeze the well mixed product out into a cup. Bon appetite.
*Often times may include blood and shit...
I enjoy making a smoothie surprise, but i don't particularly enjoy drinking it.
Verb: To say "nigger" spontaneously or miserably failing to replace words with "jew". To fail a math class when you're almost the perfect stereotypical asian. To watch excessive goat porn while playing WoW. To replace a buttload of letters with "w".
To want a smoothie at a random time of the day.To have no table manners.
Noun: A short, anorexic, asian that doesn't like sushi, I mean come on, what kind of fucking asian doesn't eat sushi? I'll tell you, the kind of asian that doesn't like jeeeewz.
Jeffwe's also lie consistently.
Black person: Ima kill u.
JFWE: WHAT!!! I FAIL MATH!??
JFWE DAD: Ima kill u.
JFWE: *jacking off to goat porn, THEN CUMS* OMG!!! I GOT MY FAG-NIGHT TO LEVEL 9029423!! IMA JACK-OFF AGAIN!!!
JFWE: I'm going to punch ya bona!!
FATMUSLIMKID: Ima blow you up.
JFWE: I wike to watch wonderful wittle wabbits when wobbly wiggers wejoice.
JFWE: MOMMY WAKE YOUR FUCKING ASS UP SO I CAN HAVE SMOOTHIE!!
JFWE MOM: Sure, and while you at it Jeffwe, go fuck yourself.
FATMUSLIMKID: I hate school.
JFWE: JEWZ don't like school.
DAVIDJEWABOV: Ima kill u.
JFWE: I have a penis.
FATMUSLIMKID: You being lie-ah Jeffwe, and I DON'T LIEK LIE-AHS!!!!!!
ALAH, ALAH, ALAH, ALAH, BOOOOOOOOOM!!
JFWE: Why the fak is Kamwan and Wosh always having gay ohgee buttsecks.
>>>>>This doesn’t make since because you can’t have a fucking gay orgy (all pun intended) with 2 people, that are also heterosexual (well hopefully BOTH are), good job smartass. <<<<<<<
JFWE: PUUUHTER PUUUHPER PUUHHHCKED A PPPPPHECK OF PICKLED PHHHUUUUPPERS. *gallon of food sparks out*
C-4: AAHHHHH! HALP I DROWN!!
gay sexual practice, a gerbel is dehaired with "NEER" hair remover. then placed in a paper towel tube, and the tube is placed at the opening of one lovers anus, the other lover then blows a hit of crack cocain into the tube. you figure out the rest.
Bruce enjoyed his weekly smoothie from Felix,it made his feel like a little girl again.
The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.
Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.
it is like a pearl necklace, but the semen is applied to the female's entire body, as opposed to just her neck
That thirsty bitch loves it when i give her a white coat