| 1. | smoothie surprise | ||
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when you inject ice cream into a lover's ass and then proceed to fuck said lover in the ass. After finishing, have them squeeze the well mixed product out into a cup. Bon appetite.
*Often times may include blood and shit... I enjoy making a smoothie surprise, but i don't particularly enjoy drinking it.
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| 2. | Jeffwe | ||
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Verb: To say "nigger" spontaneously or miserably failing to replace words with "jew". To fail a math class when you're almost the perfect stereotypical asian. To watch excessive goat porn while playing WoW. To replace a buttload of letters with "w".
To want a smoothie at a random time of the day.To have no table manners. Noun: A short, anorexic, asian that doesn't like sushi, I mean come on, what kind of fucking asian doesn't eat sushi? I'll tell you, the kind of asian that doesn't like jeeeewz. Jeffwe's also lie consistently. JFWE: Nigger
Black person: Ima kill u. JFWE: WHAT!!! I FAIL MATH!?? JFWE DAD: Ima kill u. JFWE: *jacking off to goat porn, THEN CUMS* OMG!!! I GOT MY FAG-NIGHT TO LEVEL 9029423!! IMA JACK-OFF AGAIN!!! JFWE: I'm going to punch ya bona!! FATMUSLIMKID: Ima blow you up. JFWE: I wike to watch wonderful wittle wabbits when wobbly wiggers wejoice. JFWE: MOMMY WAKE YOUR FUCKING ASS UP SO I CAN HAVE SMOOTHIE!! JFWE MOM: Sure, and while you at it Jeffwe, go fuck yourself. FATMUSLIMKID: I hate school. JFWE: JEWZ don't like school. DAVIDJEWABOV: Ima kill u. JFWE: I have a penis. FATMUSLIMKID: You being lie-ah Jeffwe, and I DON'T LIEK LIE-AHS!!!!!! ALAH, ALAH, ALAH, ALAH, BOOOOOOOOOM!! JFWE: Why the fak is Kamwan and Wosh always having gay ohgee buttsecks. >>>>>This doesn’t make since because you can’t have a fucking gay orgy (all pun intended) with 2 people, that are also heterosexual (well hopefully BOTH are), good job smartass. <<<<<<< JFWE: PUUUHTER PUUUHPER PUUHHHCKED A PPPPPHECK OF PICKLED PHHHUUUUPPERS. *gallon of food sparks out* C-4: AAHHHHH! HALP I DROWN!! |
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| 3. | smoothie | ||
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gay sexual practice, a gerbel is dehaired with "NEER" hair remover. then placed in a paper towel tube, and the tube is placed at the opening of one lovers anus, the other lover then blows a hit of crack cocain into the tube. you figure out the rest. Bruce enjoyed his weekly smoothie from Felix,it made his feel like a little girl again.
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| 4. | Pineapple Smoothie | ||
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The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do. Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage. Man: Well this sucks, what should we do? Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie. |
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| 5. | white coat | ||
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it is like a pearl necklace, but the semen is applied to the female's entire body, as opposed to just her neck That thirsty bitch loves it when i give her a white coat
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