smooth-hound 

(1) A cad, rogue or bounder. A highly-functioning, charismatic sociopath who has a purely instrumental view of others. Treats women like objects and vice versa.

(2) A medium-sized shark in the genus Mustelae.

(1) "You cheated on your Cambridge finals, sold crack to your aunt, gave the hiv and the herp to many student nurses, and later became the chairman of an investment bank. What kind of man are you, for God's sake?"

"I'm a smooth-hound. That's how we roll."

(2) "The smooth-hound is a very ordinary shark; its name is the most interesting thing about it. Smooth-hound."

smooth-hound by Hitmouse December 12, 2009

cockelberry smoochound 

One who exhibits great deals of ass-kissing. A slang term for one who is a cocksmoocher only more enthusiastic. Derived from the wiley cartoon character, "Huckelberry Hounddog".

Hey, cockelberry smoochound you look like a huge boner in that hat.

cockelberry smoochound by Joes' April 21, 2008

smoothound

A forum whore who is "King of All Things Wrong" and often off-topic. Known to sometimes dance like a badger when exposed to alcohol. Occasionally contributes usefull posts to the forum.

Some infamous quotes.
"Turnip" - Smoothound
"I'm sure that will T-Cut out" - Smoothound (with regards to a write-off)
"Badger, Badger, Badger" - Smoothound (somewhere near Gaydon)

smoothound by Richard Griffiths May 6, 2005

Aussie Smooth Hound 

When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,

Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai

"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."

Aussie Smooth Hound by Dr.DoubleButt October 1, 2021