UD 2010 calendar
One def a day 2010-calendar
Shipping from Amazon
smooth talk isn't defined yet, but these are close:
1. Smooth Talking Brotha
1) (Noun) A brotha who is down with his words, able to talk his way out of anything, no matter how busted he looks

2) (Noun) A brotha who can get anything and anywhere he wants with his words alone.
1)
Homie 1 - "You know yo brotha got caught by the 5O smoking some good dro."
Homie 2 - "Fuck, he get busted?"
Homie 1 - "Fuck nah, that brotha is down with his words, he was smoking dat fat ass blunt right infront of the po po. He said some shit, laughed with the cops and they left his ass alone."
Homie 2 - "that nigga is one smooth talking brotha."

2)
Homie 1 - "Yo, iz that brotha skipping the line and talking to dat bouncer?"
Homie 2 - "Yeah, he ain't getting in tho, he a broke ass. I know him."
Homie 1 - "Fuck that shit, the bouncer let his sorry ass in."
Homie 2 - "Shit, that nigga
more...
2. Smooth Talker
Someone who has a very rare ability to say all the right things at the right time. Even when a situation is not in their favor, by the end of the night their uncanny ability with words has turned a unfavorable situation into an advantage. They are charming and possess all the people skills then some, they can talk their way out of or in into anything they want. Even more deadly if the person is hot. Basically they can sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman wearing white gloves.
If anyone else was speeding that fast they would be in jail, but Johnny is such a smooth talker the cop ended up escorting him where he needed to go.
3. Smooth Suit
One who wears a suit everywhere they go every single day and builds hovercrafts in their spare time. Smooth suits think they're hot shit, pretending they have lots of money, but they're really just lowerclass hopeless virgins that whack off to science books and live with their parents. Known to carry gold pens, have 70's hairstyles, and frequently talk in monotone. Smooth suits also have no sense of humor due to their constant struggle to give off the "im better than you" image.
Hillary: "Man, his ass is so tight, you could put coal in it and pull out a diamond the next day!"

Bill: "Yeah, what a smooth suit...."
4. Sharp shooter
A very classy man who knows how to smooth talk his way out or into anything.
Man John always gets into the clubs! He's a damn sharp shooter when it comes to bouncers.
5. msn
Well where to start..... Msn is a gigantic piece of shit used by 12 year olds to talk to girls older than them, but only to find out they've been talkin dirty to a man fatter than santa himself and harrier than beaver. Most kids spend their time talking in c007 language which takes 987 secs for an avg person to decipher and decrypt but only one sec for this dick head l33t speakers who wanna take the time CAPATLIZING and unCAPITLIZNG every fucking word so it looks like aPoLlOs chariot at busch gardens. Its also a great way to ask girls out online (seeing as how if one of these faggets have the balls to talk to one) but are only to be shot down and rejected because their balls haven't dropped far enough to hit their thighs.
MiniDick 569: Yo U WaNnA g0 0uT 50m3T1m3?
rose: Wtf did you just type?

MSN

tinytim69: Hey u wanna talk dirty?
notaguy: Yeah... I unzip my pants revealing my one inch boner covered in smooth peanutbutter
tinytim69: FRO RRLY?
6. Bhoopathy
A smooth-talking charmer who has mastered the art of finding, meeting, attracting and seducing beautiful women into the bedroom. The term 'Bhoopathy' remains synonymous with the art of womanizing and subsequent techniques involved.
Once a Bhoopathy has accomplished his goals, he can often leave a woman hypnotized as he proceeds to find his next conquest. A Bhoopathy can court as many woman in a single appearance as there are notches on a belt.
It has been rumored that there is in fact a "bhoopathy' living somewhere in the Western Sydney region - the whereabouts however, are still unknown.
george: hey bhoopathy, meet my new girlfriend nat

bhoopathy: hello Natalie (in a deep masculine voice accompanied by a wink)

natalie: not anymore george...can i have your number bhoopathy? *sighs*

george: fucking bhoopathy. i wish i had your charm :(
7. dirty onion ring
The anus, also known as the brown eye. What horny bitches like to eat out to serve as payment after being fucked really hard.
Don't fuck with JD if you have a nice looking wifey! He'll smooth talk her into some rough sex, give her a couple of donkey punches, and convince her to eat his dirty onion ring. After that she'll come home and give you a long, stinky tongue kiss.
by JB May 14, 2004 share this
ad feedback
ad feedback
love it
hate it