smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Smooshing Booties 

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019

soothing 

A big, huge boner is sometimes referred to as a soothing.

"Look at you. You've got a soothing."

soothing by Running out of patience January 27, 2007

Splotching 

When a girl pees standing up

Emily is splotching all over the place

Splotching by JETER218 October 17, 2010

spotching 

It's when you slap a vagina with a spatchula

Man did you see that wicked spotching at the club yesterday ?

spotching by TLCSPOTCHER March 9, 2011

Social Smooshing 

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

Social Smooshing by smebobo January 28, 2021

Choo Choo real smoothin 

To just be chillin or going with the flow

Friend: “Bro I’m so stressed out I didn’t study for this test.”
Me:“Can't relate. I’m choo choo real smoothin over here”

Choo Choo real smoothin by mony p-p-pony February 8, 2019