smoochums

smoochums is a synonym for “hot smexy 5000 bbl girl queen slay kitty legend” and only hot girls use it so if your not a hot girl then don’t use it.

omg that girl gianna is tots smoochums like slay kitty bbl sister queen

smoochums by Zilmar February 14, 2022

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SMOOCHAPALOOZA

The event of a make-out session unfortunately evolving into an event.

"Whoa, you had a smoochapalooza in the kitchen last night."

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Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.

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a somali god who has a love for dogs and sand.

my god i love Smooshua i saw him eating sand and kissing a dog on the lips today.

Smooshua by chungytuck March 29, 2021

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to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"

My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.

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I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.

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Jenny stole my man, that Smoochka.

Smoochka by Kristina April 24, 2004

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