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a mother who has a stressful job and she needs to kick back and smoke a ciggerate or two,
smoking mom goes out for a smoke break after 2 hours of changing diapers, feeding kids, cleaning up puke, hardly no sleep and 3 hours of screaming babys all under the age of 4 yrs old
by mom goes out for a smoke break September 19, 2008

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