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Marijuana AKA "Weed" is a substance to help one relax, calm down, relive ones self, or to stimulate the mind. It is not just for "wiggers" (which by the way is a racist term only used by one who is racist) who steal cars and create violence, it's a drug that EVERYONE consumes on a daily basis and people are just going to have to start accepting that. If Obama becomes the next president (which he probably won't because racism is still a major part of this country) marijuana is going to be legal! Jim: Hey Bob, what are you doing after work?
Bob: I don't know yet, I've got a lot of work to do. Jim: Well you should come over and toke it up with me! Bob: Are you talking about smoking Marijuana? Jim: Duh! Yes I'm talking about smoking weed moron... Bob: No thanks, I don't do drugs. Jim: You should come over and loosen up a bit, you've been a dick all week. Bob: Shut the fuck up Jim before I report you the the manager! Jim: *Sigh* I didn't know you were gay Bob... Bob: What the hell are you talking about? |
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Ever notice how most of these entries are written by people who don't even know how to SPELL the drug they're using?
Anyways, marijuana is an extremely stupid drug to be using; it kills your brain cells, rots your teeth, makes your eyes bloodshot, and makes you look like a complete idiot while you're walking in slow-mo "appreciating the beauty" of the gum stuck in the cracks in the sidewalks. If you really want to be in such a state of amazement and philosophy, why not sit down and THINK; use those brain cells instead of killing them off. No brain cells = no judgment. Who cares if you can think of everything while you're high if you don't have enough brain cells to be able to think anything INTELLIGENT? Sure, sure; alcohol is bad, so is smoking, blah blah. No duh, people have been fighting against those for years as well as your "herb." Overall, I'd rather be sitting on my porch with a dignified cigarette than "chilin in ma ma's baismint smellin' liek a stabel n takin a trip threw da univurse." Marijuana smoker: umg im liek so hi i cnt evin tiep lollll. zomg wtf wuz dat? olol it wuz jus mi homie xDDdddd umg so war shud wee hung ot ltr/ u shud tri sum o dis its insain n ino ur mi lttl sista bt u ned 2 expeerins dis stf urly yno///?
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Marijuana; n.
The one and only most evil thing in the world. Every year, millions of people die from smoking marijuana (also commonly known as weed, pot, hash, etc.) and it is an abomonation to the likes of mankind. If you smoke it, you are related to Hitler and might as well go kill some Jews. And let's throw in some niggers too. "Omg dude i got so high last weekend from smoking this awesome marijuana" -pothead1
"Yeah dude, you might wanna be careful, that'll kill you. You know what else? If people aren't catching the sarcasm, than I certainly hope they are now" -pothead2 |
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| 53. | stoner eyes | ||
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The effect on the eyes after smoking marijuana. (They become bloodshot, red and squinty. This is why stoners always carry Visine.) I had mad stoner eyes after smoking that eighth.
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| 54. | drobot | ||
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A robot who partakes in the fine activity of smoking marijuana.
dro (slang for pot) + bot (short slang for robot) = drobot "did you see that robot at the party smoking weed, I think he was a drobot
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| 55. | Above the Influence | ||
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A group that bases all of their commercials to get people to stop doing marijuana. Although the group is about ending all drug use, the main focus of their commercials is to end the use of marijuana. The only problem with their campaign is the commercials. The only people who watch more than the first 3 seconds of the commercial are 1: People who would never smoke in the first place would say the commercial is worth airing, 2: People who are already high and like watching the commercial with the talking dog, 3: Want to point out all the flaws with the commercial, or 4: Have no idea what the commercial is about until the last 2 seconds of it 1
Guy 1: I would never smoke weed, that "Above the Influence" commercial is right Guy 2: I agree, now let's go play dungeons and dragons 2 Guy 1: Dude... There is a dog talking! Guy 2: Whoa, that's awesome Guy 3: Are there any cheetos left? 3 Guy 1: That commercial is so retarded Guy 2: So really, they're saying that if you smoke, your dog will talk? 4 Guy 1: What's with the T-shirts? Guy 2: Well, he's taking them off. Guy 3: Now he's walking towards the door with that stupid arrow on his hoodie. Guy 2: OH, ok, i get it, the shirts are like the burden that smoking gives him. Guy 4: That's cool. Are there anymore cheetos left? |
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| 56. | turn some green red | ||
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lets make it a party and turn some green red!
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