Segment on the Daily Show where Dave Gorman acts as a statistical analyst (deliberately meant to be confused with smoking pole,a euphemism for blow jobs, but not the same thing as pole in the blow job sense is not spelled P-O-L-L, but rather P-O-L-E--if confused look it up in a non-urban dictionary)
Jon Stewart: Next up, another segment of Poll Smoker with Dave Gorman.
Dave Gorman: Thanks John, and whose poll shall I smoke today? Gallup's? Pew's?
Where us hermits go in the winter and build boats in our woodshop and just smoke A LOT of dope. But really though, we island kids just sit around all year waiting for summertime/ rich kids to come down so we can make "friends" with them, take them for all that they're worth, party at their houses, and fuck their hot moms. The island is where money meets the thresh-hold of man-eating natives. And we hate all you tourists, by the way. We are not your friends. In addition to this... most of our "island characters" reside in oak bluffs (one of the disco dirtier towns)you may know them as....more...
Scrubby(man in extremely flithy yellow trench/raincoat/suit, who sits hunched squatted on the streets smoking cigarettes and living atop the movie theater (watchout!)) Hamburger(the older black gentelman who spends the majority of his days sitting on the picnic benches next to Gio's (who might i add has the best pizza on the island) he also has recently invested in a new red truck, an upgrade from his brown pick-up, filled with garbage. In the off season, he purposely does something to land him in jail for the next few months until the weather gets warm. Cheap Ass. Leroy (L-ROY formaly... previously lived in a shack behind a friends house... that we toilet papered the SHit out of... used to ride his bike around with a case of beer, talk about easy driving, now lives in a halfway house and drives a maroon something or other. Bumble Bee (BBBUZZZZZ His first name is Colin, and rides a bike...
Jamaica Plain is a delicious melting pot of 2 different but compatible groups. On one hand you have your pot smoking, gray-haired lesbians who cart their adopted Vietnamese/Guatemalen kids to youth soccer via Tandem bicycles. In JP those brave enough to introduce their rat-tailed children to "other" cultures may do so by signing them up for JP Little League where they get plenty of Puerto Rican love and lots of that cheap sugary drink that you poke a hole in the top to drink. While the white people show up to practice in L.L. Bean subarus, the Ricans arrive a dozen to a low-riding honda accord complete with florescent bottom lights and the Puerto Rican flag draped across the rear window. JP has a great shopping center boasting Nubian soap shops and Afro-American/bitter feminist book shop, conveniently located next to the Foot Locker. As you can see JP truly melds cultures and freaks.
Sally: I'm in the mood for some good 'ol crunchy fun.
Jim: Let's go to Wake-Up the Earth day in Jamaica Plain...we can eat lots of tofu, listen to steele drums and get our face painted by mexicans.
Houzo. A person that lives in housing commission or in the area of Toongabbie or wentworthviile in sydney. A houzo tends to live in pour quality housing and known to sleep on soiled beds. Houzos are also knows as yobbos or slackers. Getting money from the government and only paying $50 rent houzos have allot of time on their hands allowing them to save up dole money to get a computer, and wanking to vast amounts of free online porn. Some housing commission houses are of high quality but are surrounded by busy roads or smelly creeks. A housing com` area can be identified by large amounts of beer bottles in the parks and huge rubbish piles in a front yard. Houzos tend to drink VB or tooheys. Houzos are in conflict over there choice in beer. wentworthviile = Tooheys Toongabbie = VBmore...
Houzos are complex ppl that want something for nothing. houzos are heavy drinkers and somkers, of anything somkeable. Often quitting smoking to save money, getting drunk and smoking again - Unable to stay clean and sober for more then one hour.
The haircut of a houzo is the classic 'mullet cut' and a houzo often is not clean shaven unless a centerlink interview is due.
Transport - old rusty cars that leak oil and are running... barely. Public transport is the choice of many houzos due to the fact that they cant be stuffed to get their "L's" at the age of 40.
Many houzos are your best mate if u bring a 6 pack or a keg.
|180.||Kennebunk Pond Drinking Team|
Kennebunk Pond Drinking Team is located on Kennebunk Pond, in Lyman Maine. Established in 2004 by its captians: Meghan L. and Robbie R. This drinking team is down to party any day, all day, and/or all night. To become a member of Kennebunkpond Drinking Team you must be nominated by either Meghan or Robbie and from there you must prove your drinking and partying skills. Once initiated to the Kennebunk Pond Drinking Team, members are invited to every party and social gathering on the Kennebunk Pond. To continue mambership, you must bring the Captains beer, wine, whiskey or champagne, as these are our drinks of choice. Our mascot is a black and white springer spaniel named HigWig. K.P.D.T. is quite the internationally renowned Team to be in.. Our hobbies include but are not limited to drinking, smoking, boating, swimming, laughing, talking in a loud voice, swearing, going to bars, listening to music, relaxing and sleeping..
Damn I wish
I could be part of the Kennebunk Pond Drinking Team, but Im not cool enough..
|181.||Smoke and Roll|
(smōk ãnd rōl), v
A two-step process to ensure smoker safety.
Step one: smoke.
Step two: get the fuck out of there.
Not to be confused with a shady maneuver involving a weedless smoker smoking another smokers weed and immediately evacuating the smoke spot.
Kevin: "this bowl is beat."
Ryan: "Smoke and Roll!"
(Kevin and Ryan drive away)
The area in Boston Common that people go to smoke weed. Area is located by finding large phallic statue on top of hill. Derived from Beacon Hill, where Common is located.
Lets go smoke this L up on Blunt Hill...
I smoked a bubbler on Blunt Hill during Hempfest.
I got caught smoking trees on Blunt Hill and the Horse Cop didn't bust me.