blows cigarette smoke into a
female's vagina, then has intercourse.
Afterwards, the female gives the male
oral sex, like she's smoking the cigarette.
Guy 2: She was so wasted she gave me a smokey the bear!
2) When having sex missionary style the man lights a cigarette and sets her bush on fire with the cigarette, and then puts out the fire with his jizz.
In both cases after the burn/fire is put out you must say " Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires"