Slang for pot smoker, usually used by stoners when stoned to hide the fact that they've been 'poking smot'. Often used on facebook status updates by stoners who don't want others to know they're smot pokers.

A girl who smokes cigarettes, weed, and dudes' poles.

This is similar to poker face, but used when high on marijuana, but must be around a parent, employer, non-toker friend or sibling or spouse, or some other authority figure. Basically, it's when you wanna let your eyes blur and a vague smile of bliss and contentment creep up on your face, but you must maintain, and look tired and stressed and angry in pain like everyone else in our hectic world.

A pot smoker, all so meaning pot head or stoner.

The most blessed item on earth (other than beer and sex). People who smoke pay more taxes therefore we are patriotic. Cigarettes are usually found with a filter. People who don't smoke should invest in a filter, bitches. God knows, I would never smoke without one. In today's modern society, smokers are a rare breed of people who could give two shits about health, yellow skin, and stinky clothes because we realize that cough medicine is good, it'll help you get better. Soap will make your skin a normal color, and for God's sake, if your clothes stink, then wash them. And ater all, your gonna die someday, and who the hell wants to be old with wrinkly balls and a penis that no longer works? I will most likley never quit smoking because...
A) It is my civic duty to put into our government system.
2) I'm not a big fan of old people, don't wanna become one.
C) It pisses people off something fierce.
Next) Beer does not reach it's maximum potential in taste without the wonderful taste of a Camel Light.
5) I want to die of something of my choosing, when I get lung caner, the doctors will put me on so much pain medication that I will not notice that the copious amounts of blood that I am coughing out have put my cigarette out.
F) Shit, the movie stars do it.

Times To Smoke:
-When stressed
-After sex
-While drinking
-After waking up
-Before going to sleep
-While playing poker
-While bored
-While on smoke break
-Before meals
-After meals
-When driving
-Whe...

An artificially maintained expression of sincerity despite the urge to space out and smile spontaneously. Similar to a poker face, except used when high on marijuana. Required when the toker doesn't want his/her high to be noticed.

Johnny Nally. Known as Prophet for his insightful comments and observations.