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the frothy condensation adhering to one's ass-crack after a long, hot fart (generally harmless and containing no particulate matter),nevertheless, leading to a trip to the facilities to perform a courtesy wipe.
"Farting on the bench seats in this restaurant makes it feel like i've shit myself but i'm sure it's just smogwater!
by prodigal utopian November 28, 2012

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