a combination of the words "cock" and smoke" resulting in a verb in reference to the glorious act
"That one whore from Early American History smocks a mean dick!"
A badge of shame worn by the low-paid, low-skilled workers at retail stores like Wal-Mart
, Sam's Club
and Home Depot
. The smocks worn by employees of these stores are usually covered in advertising. They are also usually filthy. Source of the term smock job
If you need to find a salesperson at Wal-Mart
, just look for a nasty, big-assed white trash
woman in stretch pants
and a dirty smock. When you speak to her, you can put money on it that she will call you "hon
A boy or man with a small cock. Very very small cock.
Girl: Wow look at that really hot guy!!! Friend: Yea I would hit if he didn't have a smock.
The real reason me and my boyfriend broke up is because he couldnt hit the g-spot with his smock.
Get that microscopic smock away from me.
1. v. The act of ejaculating
2. v. Furiously dry-humping an unexpected or unwilling individual. See smock-time
3. v. Two European men kissing each other on the cheek in greeting
1. "I smocked your sister in the face." or "When i saw your mom i smocked myself."
2. "I just got smocked." or "I smocked you so hard you cried."
3. "European guys look gay when they smock."
verb - to smile with one's penis.
That guy had such an erection he was rock hard and smocking.
A excessively large shirt. If someone is seen to be wearing a smock, it is necessary to yell out 'smock' to inform them if they are unaware of the fashion crime they are committing.
Check out Lachlan's smock!
Holy crap that is a huge smock! What a prick!
Noise you make with your mouth, resembling a penis getting pulled out of a mouth, butt, or vagina.
How to do: Close your lips, suck your lips into your mouth, suck in some more creating pressure, open your lips a little, then open them all the way, creating a smock!
"Hey guys, watch me smock!" *SMOCK SMOCK SMOCK*