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A poor smelly mink, with yellow teeth, That reeks of Onion! Is skint and miserable
That guy is such a Smiz smiz! Look at his yellow teeth, We Should call those Smiz Teeth. His Breath reeks! We Shud call him Smiz Breath!
Smiz is so Smizerable
by Red Neck Hoe January 19, 2009

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