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1. smited
What a moron will say instead of smote.
uhh, you done smited him good, what a n00b
by Angular56 Jan 29, 2004 share this add a video
2. smited
Being so smacked out and high that you cannot function in any normal way. It's as if god has smited you, but this is never a bad feeling. The person who is messed up must be having a good time in order to be smited, and feel as if god has brought he/she up to heaven on the backs of junky dirt horses and a bit of weed.
-i know the past tense of smite is smote, this is not meant to be the past tense of smite, rather a state of being.
after banging...
"i am so smited!"
3. Smited
The past-tense of Smite.
Andrew: I have Smited you.