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12. smitch
(latin - smitcho, smitchere) 1. a callous man often spotted seeking pity in bars, taverns, and diners; 2. one who has obtained a new face. (see also: Finch)
Upon reviewing your application, Smitch, we at the Finch School of Medicine regret to inform you that you have not been selected as a candidate for the class of 2007.
by bob Mar 12, 2003 add a video
1. smitch
Smitch; Noun: To be in the state of smitch. Similar to relaxed, being loose, or having a fun state of mind. A term originating in the SF Bay Area. As a side note: "Yee!"
"Smitchin":

Person 1: Hey, what's good mayne?

Person 2: Oh you already know, I stay smitchin'.

"Smitchery":

Person 1: Dude, what are you doing! Stop fooling around!

Person 2: You mean stop my smitchery!

Person 3: Yeah knock off that smitchery!
2. smitch
That little bit of smoke that comes from a candlewick after you blow out the flame on a candle.
The librarian will not allow candles in the library as the smitch might set off the smoke detectors.
3. Smitch
Social Media Bitch. Not responding timely or appropriately to social media posts.
OMG she is such a smitch. Wouldnt respond to my facebook post but liked my boyfriend's status.

My bestie said she was working late but then tweeted about her fab cocktail at the new trendy bar.
4. Smitch
"Would you like cheese on that?"
"Yes please, but just a smitch."
by Bownsaw Apr 24, 2003 add a video
5. Smitch
A word game played between bored friends where one person puts together a random string of letters into a pronounceable, but non-English word, and the other person has to explain what incident created that sound effect. The more hilarious the better.
John: Let's play Smitch.
Jared: Okay. I'll start... "Fliff!"
John: A mosquito flying into a candle flame.
Jared: Good one.
John: "Kloink!"
Jared: Someone flings a quarter at a veterans parade and it bounces off an old dude's helmet.
John: Ha ha ha! Yeah... "Kloink!"
6. smitch
a term of endearment. Originally from the new york slang meaning ladies' genital area, now (rhyming with bitch), it is a term of endearment for one's own 'bitch'
Hey there smitch/smitchbag/smitchface, how are you?
by andy miller Apr 18, 2004 add a video
7. Smitch
Combination of small and bitch.
That girl is so mean! What a smitch!
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