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Mrs. Hurley is a smilf
by Frank March 25, 2005
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a stepmother i would like to fuck
dude your stepmom is a smilf
by joe September 08, 2003
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single-mother-i'd-like-to-fuck
Miss Hurly is a smilf
by jimbo February 06, 2003
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Soccer-Mother-I'd-Like to Fuck
Look at sallys mom on the sideline.. Man I'd like to $#@# her..
by None YaBizness May 07, 2003
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SMILF, or Smurf MILF, is a word commonly used to describe an awesome, attractive collegiate woman that is short, like a Smurf, without kids that strives to be a mom, doing this by becoming the mother figure to friends that are a couple of years younger than her. Even though she wants to be the mother figure of her younger friends, or "kids," she also strives to be young again herself, attempting to live vicariously through her "kids." SMILFs can be found on many college campuses around the world, bringing joy and comfort to all those around.
"SMILF is so fucking cool, lets go hang out with her and pregame at her apartment."

Kid 1: "You think SMILF will let my girlfriend and I spend the night at her apartment tonight since we can't in the dorms?"
Kid 2: "Of course dude, she's fucking awesome!"
by Froshy February 04, 2010
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"Soccer Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).

Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
Woah, Hudson, your mom is a total SMILF, bruh!
by thejenniekim September 15, 2007
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Much like milf, its smilf.

Step
Mum/Mom
I'd
Like to
F***

We all agree now that Megan Fox is married and has a step son with Brian Austin Green she is a MILF but she is another instance of a MILF. She is a Smilf :)
We all agree now that Megan Fox is married and has a step son with Brian Austin Green she is a MILF but she is another instance of a MILF. She is a Smilf :)
Megan Fox is a Smilf
or
Angelina Jolie is a Smilf
by kitkatkaathy August 13, 2010
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