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"Soccer Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A woman with soccer-playing offspring with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse. The SMILF's natural habitat is the suburbs, though they may be found in urban settings as well. SMILF offspring often have last-name first-names (i.e., Madison, Parker, Walker, Taylor, Quinn).

Other common SMILF affiliations include, but are not limited to: Range Rover, Whole Foods, Nelly, things that are manicured (nails, lawns, etc), Rice Krispy treats, Juicy Couture sweatsuits, visors worn non-ironically, waxes, bunko, dry cleaning bills, college degrees, Oprah, Meredith Vierra, elliptical trainers, pets, and patriotic decals.
Woah, Hudson, your mom is a total SMILF, bruh!
by thejenniekim September 15, 2007
 
1.
soccer mom i'd like to fuck
Mrs. Hurley is a smilf
by Frank March 25, 2005
 
2.
a stepmother i would like to fuck
dude your stepmom is a smilf
by joe September 08, 2003
 
3.
Soccer-Mother-I'd-Like to Fuck
Look at sallys mom on the sideline.. Man I'd like to $#@# her..
by None YaBizness May 07, 2003
 
4.
SMILF, or Smurf MILF, is a word commonly used to describe an awesome, attractive collegiate woman that is short, like a Smurf, without kids that strives to be a mom, doing this by becoming the mother figure to friends that are a couple of years younger than her. Even though she wants to be the mother figure of her younger friends, or "kids," she also strives to be young again herself, attempting to live vicariously through her "kids." SMILFs can be found on many college campuses around the world, bringing joy and comfort to all those around.
"SMILF is so fucking cool, lets go hang out with her and pregame at her apartment."

Kid 1: "You think SMILF will let my girlfriend and I spend the night at her apartment tonight since we can't in the dorms?"
Kid 2: "Of course dude, she's fucking awesome!"
by Froshy February 04, 2010
 
5.
single-mother-i'd-like-to-fuck
Miss Hurly is a smilf
by jimbo February 06, 2003
 
7.
a super milf, imagine a milf, then think of someone 10times higher on the scale
1. mate your mums fit
2. yeah shes a milf
3. oi fuck off
1.no, shes a s-milf!
by ilovesmilf March 26, 2009