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a short person, but not quite a midget; a 'smidge' of a midget
Debbie's new boyfriend, Ed is a smidget, he is only 4'5".
by the speech team September 18, 2007
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Sometimes, I like to add a smidget of sugar in my tea.
by LaLaLambchop28 August 11, 2008
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Mom, check out that smidget. He's knee-high to a bull frog.
by Bustedjaouted March 22, 2008
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A sexy ass short person thats not a midget. A person completely cool and knows everything. Smidgets will rule the world.
That smidget is boning your aunt who is glued to the ceiling.
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A cute short girl 18 and older no taller that 5'1"
Also see shortie
Guy #1: Dude look at that chick shes way cute but shes so short
shes like a midget.
Guy #2: Naw fool. Shes a Smidget
by Tim V. July 19, 2007
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A midget or short person who is a smudge on society. This person uses the,"O! Wo Is Me." factor to get others to pity them, or, they are just thieves who can get into small openings and crawl spaces.
That smidget doesn't have to work as long as his two gay dads buy him everything he wants.
by OCDx333 July 28, 2010
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an awesome adorable person who smells like cotton candy and smiles like a laser beam... sheorhe is an amazing person sent onto this earth to manufacture smiles and unicorns. DONT SMUDGE MY SMIDGE! a compliment to any human being.
that girl is so optimistic and lives in her own little world, what a smidget!
by drowningwithattitude December 31, 2012
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