Acronym for "Shit Makes Ham." Used to refer to the occurrence or existence of unbelievable or unpalatable events or situations.
Upon discovering that one's home has been ransacked, one may utter, "SMH."

A manager may rationalize the firing of a subordinate by commenting on the subordinate's job performance as, "Shit makes ham."
by dooeh May 25, 2012
"Shooting My Horse"

Because when people say stupid junk on Facebook you gotta shoot something.
Dude this chick is so dumb, i have to smh

Joe: Smh Bro...

Aaron: Shooting My Horse?

Joe: What?

Aaron: Sicko...
by Da Bomb Diggady October 08, 2011
Suck My Hymen.

It's the female version of SMD=Suck My Dick.
Guy: SMD bitch!

Girl: Stfu fonzie! SMH
by Young Fortinbras August 29, 2011
scratching me head
I ate a cow!!
SMH...
by lolzaba!! March 28, 2011
Short for "So Much Homo". An easy way to point out a homosexual act so flaming it makes Elton John and Freddie Mercury making out look straight. Typically committed by a male, but does not excludes females.
Dude 1: Man, did you see Mike last night?

Dude 2: Yeah he was wear a dress and dancing with all the dudes..

Dude 1: Smh man. I couldnt even take it..i left before i was permanently blinded.
by FornicatingFlagpole March 24, 2011
An internet acronym popularly used as 'Shaking my head' , but people deny the actual meaning. 'Smack my hooker'
Person 1: My damn girlfriend spilled her drink on my keyboard. SMH!!!

Person 2: Smack that hooker bro!
by HyperActiveDude March 18, 2011
stole my heart
him: i ran all the way over here just to say i love you and please, don't go!
her: aww, you smh(:
by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxynz February 22, 2011

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