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Smelted Snowflake 

The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.
Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.
Smelted Snowflake by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019
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Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! 

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!
Some men eat oreos twice every day

This word was created by accident from auto correct and we decided to make it into a word
"You see him over there? Yeah, I heard he is a Smeoted."

"He Smeoted, for a whole 4 months."

"I am going to get so Smeoted, all week"

"My New Years resolution, is to Smeoted for a whole year."

"But I wanna get Smeoted wasted!!"
Smeoted by Anonymoose January 16, 2015
The act of making sandwiches using only meats.
There's only oil and vinegar on these rolls! We need these sandwiches smeated!
Smeated by That's Baloney May 27, 2019
The past tense of sexting. To have sext in the past.

Ex. baby i wan 2 eat yo pussy ;P
I sexted my baby all night long. I have the chaffing to prove it.
sexted by Crew "Spank" Ryan March 25, 2008
Getting a text from someone who is in the bathroom. Or, texting someone while you are in the bathroom.
She shexted me that she will be here in a few.
Shexted by LAFwithyew November 3, 2011
very angry and mad at something.
"Boy, Johnny sure was smeated after Bobby took his girlfriend"
smeated by G Fresh November 14, 2007