When one shits themselves in a school environment
Oh I smewed myself
by Young Lovers February 27, 2019
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When one shits themselves in a school environment
Oh I smewed myself
by Young Lovers February 27, 2019
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smelly and ew; used in any scenario
susan how’s ur sandwich
it’s so good omg
woah that’s so smew
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To be constantly engaged in the act of cat hoovering.
Also the standard EU maximum weight guideline for lifts.
This short article from a Reading (UK) newspaper decribes such an event

'Ed was soon arrested when the police were informed by a neighbour of strange sounds described to be "Identical to the time her uncle hoovered up the cat" the lady ate a peanut then digressed "Aye, i knew that sound straight away.....cats being vacuumed has a distinct tone to it"

Questions were asked as to how he sourced a constant supply of cats, the local police seargent suggested "he might have been giving birth to them every morning after drinking the off milk found in the fridge" traces of mohair were found in the suspects rear.

Later that evening Smewing was said to have actually made the Cheshire cat extinct after causing a lift to collapse on his way to the police station, crushing it beyond recognition.'
by reginauld hooterschmee January 22, 2007
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Bugga me......... i'm.....smewed
by Lord Penfold May 21, 2003
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a small a jewish person (not intended to offend any small or jewsih person)
last night i hooked up with a smew
by you misse September 13, 2009
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