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v.t.
to smell or huff (an article of clothing, body part, excrement, etc.) to a sexual end.
But Melvin had a deviant, selfish reason for offering to wash his sister's laundry. He knew it would afford him ample opportunity to smelve her panties.
Etymology: smell+shelve
by sultunuvsuav November 30, 2008
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