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Another take on the popular Nirvana song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Smells like teen bacon refers to an action, saying, or odour that only a fat or obese person would be associated with.
"Damn that kid ate 5 pieces of toast, does he ever smell like teen bacon!"

fat kid: "My favorite food is pork rinds"
me: "Smells like teen bacon!"
by Darnell Danger May 21, 2007

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