skerve or skervy- a smell or stench that is very foul and potent. usual found on the body of man. can cause harmful side effects on your social life and self-esteem. the only cure known for it is a hot shower and fresh underwear.
I hate working out with Tucker! He always gets that skerve. sometimes when he spots me i cant focus cause my eyes get watery from his stinkin ass!
When one is discharging excriment (or phecomatter), and its odor is so foul it makes your eyes water.
Tommy was in the restroom doing a number 2. When I walked in my eyes began to water from the odor in the air. I asked if he was planting Mud Onions.
When you go down on a beautiful lady and notice an odour that contains a very slight soapy, pooey smell arising from the taint, that is called tintapoo. Usually disappears once you get used to it and have a full erection.
Lisa was very slender and beautiful but when I slid her panties off and got ready to eat her out, her tintapoo assaulted my nostrils and caused a slight watering in my eyes. I could see that she was freshly shaved and so took a deep breath...
When you enter a public restroom and are overwhelmed by smell. Or are in a public restroom and someone lets loose an unusually smelly bowel movement (a little bob.)
don't go in there..It's been little-bobbed.
I just got little-bobbed. My eyes are watering.
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a smell you smell when a girl doesnt understand her vagina needs to be washed with soap and water, the answer to the question what the fuck is that smell.
"dude did you smell that?"
" What? That dirty wolf pussy? Yes i did! Didnt you see me gagging?"
"No my eyes were watering!"
one who farts in his or her work area and the smell carries throughout the office.
man in cube, "what stinks, my eyes are watering"
man in next cube, "it's that biscuit launcher in the cube by the fax machine"
man in cube, "we have to get rid of that guy"
an endearing term used for ones loving female significant other, similar to sweetie, babe, honey etc. however "muffin bear" also refers to the female's high attractiveness and very tight vaginal canal. She also pays half the bills.
the word "awesome" can be used conjunctionally with the phrase: "i was mauled by a muffin bear"
Chris: Muffin Bear, you're one sexy lover!
Sarah: mmm, i rode you so hard, here is my 1/2 of the rent.