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When a someone has to fart but you stick your dilly in their cornhole so they can't fart. Jim was about to fart but i smelfed it out.
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Mike Kohl..... Why do you smell so bad? It's cuz im a smelf ;P
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(n) The bad odor a person smells on oneself after excessive sweating. The ability to smell one's own b.o. smelfy (adj) Having a bad case of smelf. (smell + self) I thought I was smelling the sewage treatment plant but it was smelf.
I was so smelfy from the hike that even patchouli couldn't save me from smelling my own stink. |
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1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up? Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain. |
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