To smelch is to burp smoke after exhaling while one is smoking something, usually marijuana.
"Whoa dude! Did you see that? I just smelched!"
by EastCoaster September 3, 2009
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When u cum in a girls butt while shes taking a shit
hey u wanna smelch tonight?

sure only if u let keemstar eat out my ass after.
by smart price curry on yt September 10, 2016
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the act of penal ejaculation into the ass of a woman and then eating having the ejaculate eaten out by the male.
bill was having anal relations with fashion. he then let a load loose into her ass and used a straw to suck it dry
by bill dodds December 15, 2003
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When a guy shoots his load in the womans ass and eats it out enjoying every single second of it.
While Bill gets his load off in Fashion's ass he then jumps back there to eat it out of her bum.
by Bill Dodds December 14, 2003
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The act of sucking and blowing smoke into and out of someone’s ass with a straw or cylindrical device
ex. Cannabis in jail can be quite hard to come by. The most efficient way to get blazed in prison with your mates is by smelching. You take a puff then blow it in your mates ass, then the next mate sucks it out.

ex. Steve and Laronda were married for a long time. They were happy and comfortable until one night Steven confessed to Laronda that he had spent most of their retirement on ice. She smuggly replied, “Had you been smelching that smoke out off my ass Mothafucka, You wouldn’t have wasted all that god damn money!”
by Mr. Seventree September 6, 2018
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The act of allowing a gay man expel gas into your mouth, gas that came from ingesting cum from a recent blowjob.
My gay man asked if he could smelch me in about a half hour after he had just taken a cum load from a blowjob he just gave me.
by jomi8065 October 30, 2011
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to steal or smuggle without being caught by the police.
I smelched the drugs into my room
by nick March 4, 2005
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