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1.
Mythical structure. A huge tower or monolith constructed entirely out of penis cheese. The possibility of its actual existence has been discussed in many an asinine debate amongst social circles whose activities revolve largely around the expansion of the mind by foreign substance.
"Behold, the smegmalith of legend. Fear not its godlike stature or life-taking effluvium"
by T-Wrex March 29, 2007